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25 Funny Hiking Quotes to Make you Laugh

September 26, 2018

25 Funny hiking quotes to make you laugh. Visit idhikethat.com if you feel like laughing today.

Sometimes laughter is the best medicine, and we all need a good laugh every now and then. 

There are so many hilarious quotes out there related to hiking and the outdoors.  Enjoy our top 25 favorite funny hiking quotes. 

1.  "Sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world."  - Bears

2.  "A crude meal, no doubt, but the best of all sauces is hunger." - Edward Abbey

3.  "If the winter is too cold and the summer is too hot, you are not a hiker." - A bitter hiker

4.  "Some women want diamonds... others just want a hammock, a campfire and some peace & quiet." - Unknown

5.  "Never follow someone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost, and you see a path.  By all means, you should follow that." - Ellen Degeneres

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6.  "Bring a compass.  It's awkward when you have to eat your friends." - Unknown

7.  "Over the mountains & through the woods, down the river & up the valley, over the boulders & through the stream to nobody's house I go." - Unknown

8.  "I'd rather be hiking in the rain, than sitting inside at a desk on a sunny day." - Unknown

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9.  "Everyone needs someone who will call and say, 'Get dressed.  We're going on an adventure.'" - Unknown

10.  "Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice...  some girls are made of adventure and wine and all things fine." - Unknown

11.  "Do more things that make you forget to check your phone." - Unknown

12.  "Hiking is the answer.  Who cares what the question is." - Unknown

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13.  "There is no wifi in the forest, but you will find a better connection." - Unknown

14.  "My goal is to build a life I don't need a vacation from." - Rob Hill Sr.

15.  "It feels good to be lost in the right direction." - Unknown

16.  "I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth.  Then I ask myself the same question." - Harun Yahya

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17.  "I have a therapist.  Her name Is nature." - Unknown

18.  "Happiness does have a smell." - Unknown 

19.  "There is no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing." - Sir Rannulph Fiennes

20.  "I can’t understand why men make all this fuss about Everest — it’s only a mountain." – Junko Tabei, first woman to climb Everest

21.  "Not all classrooms have four walls." - Unknown

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22.  "Let’s not mince words: Everest doesn’t attract a whole lot of well-balanced folks. The self-selection process tends to weed out the cautious and the sensible in favor of those who are single-minded and incredibly driven. Which is a big reason the mountain is so dangerous."  Jon Krakauer

23.  "Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory."  – Ed Viesturs

24.  "Mountains teach that not everything in this world can be rationally explained." – Aleksander Lwow

25.  "When preparing to climb a mountain – pack a light heart." – Dan May

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If you are really itching for some more comical quotes, meet the creator of the hilarious comic, Boots McFarland, and enjoy her comics.  You will be sure to get a kick out of this awesome outdoor-loving cartoon character.

What is your favorite funny hiking quote?  Share with us in the comments.


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