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1. "Sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world." - Bears
2. "A crude meal, no doubt, but the best of all sauces is hunger." - Edward Abbey
3. "If the winter is too cold and the summer is too hot, you are not a hiker." - A bitter hiker
4. "Some women want diamonds... others just want a hammock, a campfire and some peace & quiet." - Unknown
5. "Never follow someone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost, and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that." - Ellen Degeneres
6. "Bring a compass. It's awkward when you have to eat your friends." - Unknown
7. "Over the mountains & through the woods, down the river & up the valley, over the boulders & through the stream to nobody's house I go." - Unknown
8. "I'd rather be hiking in the rain, than sitting inside at a desk on a sunny day." - Unknown
9. "Everyone needs someone who will call and say, 'Get dressed. We're going on an adventure.'" - Unknown
10. "Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice... some girls are made of adventure and wine and all things fine." - Unknown
11. "Do more things that make you forget to check your phone." - Unknown
12. "Hiking is the answer. Who cares what the question is." - Unknown
13. "There is no wifi in the forest, but you will find a better connection." - Unknown
14. "My goal is to build a life I don't need a vacation from." - Rob Hill Sr.
15. "It feels good to be lost in the right direction." - Unknown
16. "I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question." - Harun Yahya
17. "I have a therapist. Her name Is nature." - Unknown
18. "Happiness does have a smell." - Unknown
19. "There is no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing." - Sir Rannulph Fiennes
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20. "I can’t understand why men make all this fuss about Everest — it’s only a mountain." – Junko Tabei, first woman to climb Everest
21. "Not all classrooms have four walls." - Unknown
22. "Let’s not mince words: Everest doesn’t attract a whole lot of well-balanced folks. The self-selection process tends to weed out the cautious and the sensible in favor of those who are single-minded and incredibly driven. Which is a big reason the mountain is so dangerous." – Jon Krakauer
23. "Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory." – Ed Viesturs
24. "Mountains teach that not everything in this world can be rationally explained." – Aleksander Lwow
25. "When preparing to climb a mountain – pack a light heart." – Dan May
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Jo
February 04, 2019
Tired Hiker’s Prayer:
“You pick ‘em up, oh Lord, and I’ll put ‘em down!” Colin Fletcher
This came from one of his books; I hope I have credited it correctly.